Me to Leah- "You have to wear green today because it's Saint Patrick's Day!"
Leah (worried)- "But I don't want to be Patrick!"
Me- "What? You're not going to be Patrick!"
Leah, ignoring me- "So when do we get to go to Patrick's?"
Leah, continuing- "Patrick is in the Spongebob movie...."
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
(where we won't be visiting Patrick!)